NCAA Basketball Tournament Rigged to Feature Florida vs. Houston Final – All About the Pizza

In a shocking new theory that has taken the sports world by storm, a group of highly suspicious conspiracy theorists are claiming that the 2025 NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament was not about athletic competition at all. No, folks—this year’s tournament was a covert operation designed to guarantee a high-stakes showdown between the Florida Gators and the Houston Cougars, all for the almighty pizza slice.

Yes, you heard that right: pizza.

Sources close to the Conspiracy Theory Daily believe that both teams were carefully manipulated to reach the championship game for one key reason: the exclusive sponsorship deal with Papa John’s Pizza. According to inside information, the fast-food giant struck a secret agreement with the NCAA, promising to flood the airwaves with cheesy, mouthwatering commercials if they could guarantee a matchup that would appeal to their core demographic: college students, stoners, and anyone who can stomach 7,000 calories in one sitting.

“Florida and Houston? Why those two?” questioned one anonymous whistleblower, who claimed to have seen a pizza delivery guy with a suspiciously large NCAA-branded envelope. “It’s simple: one team comes from a state with a beach for every bad decision, and the other is from a city that’s practically defined by spicy food. Do you want to talk demographics? This is a pizza marketer’s dream.”

According to the theory, the Florida Gators were primed for a late-game surge after being secretly given “pizza coupons” to energize their players. Similarly, Houston’s team was allegedly given deep dish pizza the night before their semifinal game to ensure they stayed “fueled” for the final stretch. As one anonymous source put it, “You can’t shoot a three-pointer on an empty stomach, and you definitely can’t make a buzzer-beater without some serious carbs.”

Sports analysts have pointed to the series of highly questionable calls and unexplainable bounces that favored both teams, but conspiracy theorists argue this was all part of a well-executed plan to ensure the game’s outcome would be mouth-watering—both literally and figuratively.

And the kicker? Papa John himself—yes, that Papa John—was allegedly spotted in the stands wearing a Gators jersey and “throwing pizza slices like confetti.” Several attendees reported strange “whiffs” of mozzarella in the air every time the Florida team made a shot.

While the NCAA insists that the tournament’s results are determined by on-court performance, Conspiracy Theory Daily has uncovered a shocking truth: the only thing truly being “coached” this year was the pizza delivery schedule.

So, as you settle in for the “most exciting game of the year,” just remember: it’s all for the crust.